Here for your chilly entertainment are ........ ice jokes! - enjoy!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What did the hat say to the scarf in the cold weather?
"You hang around while I go on ahead."
What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What sits on the bottom of the ice-cold Arctic Ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Where can you find an ocean without any water?
On a map!
What are white, furry, live in the Arctic and have wheels on their paws?
Why would polar bears be cheap to keep as pets?
They live on ice!
Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?
What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No eye deer. (No idea!)
What do you call a dead reindeer with no eyes?
Still no eye deer.
If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?
An Arctic explorer came face to face with a polar bear. Afraid of being eaten, he fell to his knees and started praying. When the polar bear knelt down beside him and started praying too, the man shouted, "It's a miracle!" The polar bear opened one eye and said "Don't talk while I'm saying grace."
And for your further cold and frosty entertainment........ icy knock knock jokes!