Icy Knock Knock Jokes

Here for your chilly entertainment are ........ icy knock knock jokes! - enjoy!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I stay home from school today? It's too cold to go outside!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear up ahead!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery time I come to your igloo we go through this!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Igloo!
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice floe!
Ice floe who?
Ice floe-ting in the cold, cold water. HELP! Pull me OUT!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Blue!
Blue who?
Blue your nose - the cold is making it run!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my Mom if I can come out and play in the snow.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

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